INTERVIEW WITH A SPHINX
By Mina Harker
SPHINX: Did you see my new tattoo, Mina? It tickled.
MINA: They've just sent some rather fun questions for you... Favourite scent?
SPHINX: Cake. So it goes from my wing, around the belly to the top of my tail.
MINA (reads): 'Poor is the man whose pleasures depend on the permissions of another'?
SPHINX: It's a Madonna quote. From 'Justify My Love'... Can we call room service?
MINA: Gosh, yes, I remember the video. Rather a Helmut Newton pornographic soiree situation.
SPHINX: So sick, yeah. I think I was conceived to that, maybe? (Laughs) In the desert.
MINA: Your father was a tiger and your mother was an eagle owl— correct?
SPHINX: You're so clever, Mina, yeah! And they had me, lucky fuckers. Flew straight from my mum's belly, looked at my wings in the mirror, cried some diamonds. I am so hungry. I'm phoning for some pancakes.
MINA: Was it disturbing, discovering that you weren't like other girls or boys?
SPHINX: Being in a body is always disturbing, nope? It's a neverending disturbance. Hormones and growth spurts and mood swings. I guess I should've been self-harming in a graveyard, ripping my heart out. Blood always gets me hot, actually. And bones.
MINA: If I get too... hot and bothered, I fetch the opium. Did you enjoy Eyes Wide Shut?
SPHINX: I mean, I've been to those rituals and it was a lot sexier, but, yeah, it's a great Xmas movie. Well done, Stan.
MINA: I enjoy a mask... the mystery.
SPHINX: I liked a lot, actually, my body. Having this weird thing nobody else had. Like a rose. And tiger-stripes on my back.
MINA: I must confess when I saw a tiger at the Zoological Gardens in London once, I did feel a quiver.
SPHINX: Lay the pancakes down there, thank you, baby! Boys are my favourite food, really. You should've banged that tiger, Mina! You banged a wolf.
MINA: Yes, well, we all have a past. Favourite erotic film?
SPHINX: Aw, Forbidden Tales! People are scared of themselves. Scared of what they want. It's all kind of tragic.
MINA: Perhaps the refusal intensifies the urge...
SPHINX: Maybe. I think it's like a big party and being offered swan to eat and then just saying, Oh, I'll take this feather.
MINA: But a swan feather caressed upon a delicate area of flesh is —
SPHINX: Like, I broke into this mausoleum with a redhead girl once. Like that Joy Division album cover or whatever? Anyway, she kissed me while we were lying on the slab... MINA: Sphinx, my love! Think of the cadavers, the ghosts —
SPHINX: Shut up, they would've clapped! That cold marble on my fur. Miaow. And it was so dark in there. Nice and dark and warm.
MINA: Houdini's ghost did visit me once, unstitched my corset. SPHINX: Rather naughty. There's a jungle growling in my belly.
MINA: Forgive my blushes. Celebrity crush?
SPHINX: Hunter Schafer: no question.
MINA: Do you believe in good and evil?
SPHINX: Who came up with that? We need to be pals with our demons and angels and hang out with them and feed each other grapes.
MINA: Like a splendid Titian.
SPHINX: Yeah? Or more Bacon vibe, maybe.
MINA: Favourite body part? SPHINX: On me? Oooh, my wings. I like having someone nestled in there, all cosy. Hold them tight.
MINA: On someone else?
SPHINX: All of it, especially the earlobe. Mina, come and have some food, please. MINA: Dark honey from the continent! Marvelous. Last dream you had?
SPHINX: Ooh, I was looking at this pool of flesh on a marble floor, all red and bloody and sparkling like treasure.
MINA: Crumbs. SPHINX: I know.
— Charlie Fox, artist, writer and curator